Friday, May 18, 2007

I've been Minimoys'd!!!

I'm gonna get right down to it...

When I was young, there were only really two movies in my life:

"Labyrinth", and "The Dark Crystal"

Everyone my age, and I mean EVERYONE my age or older knows these movies... and when mentioned nowadays, you dont get a "ya, i saw it.... good movie'.... you get a 'OHHH YAAAAAA' followed by some rendition of 'You remind me of the babe, what babe? the babe of the power...etc'

if you dont know that quote...stop now... you dont belong here... go watch your Yu-gi-oh...

anyways, I have watched these 2 movies my entire life, I own them both, and the one thing that really got me was how universal these movies were... it wasnt just an American or Canadian thing. I brought them on all 3 ships I worked on, and I have watched them countless times with South Africans, Australians, English, Scottish, Argentinian, Chillian?, German, Irish (with Guiness I might add)...the list goes on...

...and then it got to me... and I am going to sound like a Grandpa right now so cover your ears...

...they just dont make movies like they used to...

More specifically, Childrens Movies, or fantasy sans the sci-fi part of it... there has not been one movie I have seen since Labryinth and The Dark Crystal in that kind of genre that has made me feel in ANY way like I felt while watching those two... at all!

...untill now...

enter: "Arthur and The Invisibles"

me and my mom rented it on a whim the other day, and when we sat down to watch it we were immediately hooked. First of all, The Invisibles LOOK like Gelflings from The Dark Crystal!! I was amazed! They were computer animated, but hey...No one can do what Henson did anymore. Secondly, guess who plays the bad guy?! none other than the Goblin King himself, Mr. David Bowie! Hark, have they just combined my two favorite movies into one?!

Please? yes. yes I am :)

Now, if they can make a sequal, and throw something in from The Pirate Movie, Caveman, The Three Amigos, and Spaceballs.... I can narrow my favorite movies list down to one! :)

(but those really arent kids movies...are they?) =)

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

13 GIGapixel image... yes, thats what I said!

Ok, this is for all of you photo-geeks out there...

this guy in Harlem, New York combined 2045 images and created an UBERSIZED 13 Gigapixel image... the resolution is 279,689 x 46,901 pixels .. It took them 1 day to process the photos, and 46 hours more to render the image....

...i think i just peed a little.

..and what does all of this proove?


Nothing....absolutely nothing.

But its cool, and if you have some time, check it out and play around with it. You can zoom in to anything in the photo and the detail is crazy! It takes some time, but be patient, its well worth the wait! Don't forget to look at the main window on the top left corner to see how much you have actually zoomed in... its amazing!

www.harlem-13-gigapixels.com

Sunday, May 06, 2007

Michael Wachniak Photographer: New Site


It is an honor and a privelage to announce my new and improved portfolio website. I am now officially home, officially rested, and officially available worldwide for photojournalistic coverage on weddings, portraits, and any other events.

click logo to enter website

Tuesday, May 01, 2007

Pull the damn cord, Mikey!!!!




Its no surprise that I injured myself just moments after this photo was taken...

but what a cool photo, n'est pas? :)

I've been working my tushie off this past two weeks I have been home...my God has it been two weeks already?! I have also been on this computer many hours each day trying to finish my new site, I am really surprised that I havent added anything on my blog in the process.... but there you have it lol. The new site will be up this week sometime...and it really isnt anything special, its just a little more full and rounded.... rather than just a portfolio, there are services, prices, CURRENT contact info (haha...guess i should update my address from calgary lol). I have added a storefront, where you can (for real this time) purchase my fine art prints! Not only that, but as your photographer, I am also adding the service of making your photos available for viewing online with your own login and password, so you and your family/friends can view AND purchase photos online from a very reputable third party company! On the wedding side of things, I am adding the option of canvas prints AND Leatherbound Photo albums courtesy of the hard working individuals at www.willowbook.com I have a lot of people on my side of the line this time, helping me out...the team is literally growing daily...it feels good :)

new camera equipment, new site, new business cards (thanks, Charles! lol), new advertising campaign...

...same great taste :)



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